Friday, August 10, 2012

#UnansweredNollywoodQuestions

#UnansweredNollywoodQuestions was trending on Twitter a few weeks back. Following is a selection of some of the questions, which were tweeted. If you know the answer to any of these questions, or if you have unanswered Nollywood questions of your own, add them as a comment to this post.



  1. Must ghosts always have white powder on their face? 
  2. How come one punch or slap can make 5 different sounds?
  3. How come some Nollywood movies have Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, and Season 2?
  4. Must all hired assasins be found in uncompleted buildings?
  5. Why would a ghost look left and right before crossing a road? He no wan die?
  6. Must the gateman always be an imbecile?
  7. Must the prince always fall in love with a poor village girl?
  8. Must the TV always go off after the breaking news?
  9. How come when a car hits someone on the leg, blood comes out of his mouth?
  10. How come when someone is shot through the windscreen of a car, the windscreen never breaks?
Posted by Nollywood by Mindspace at 11:12 AM

7 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 10, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    How come someone is shot and no blood stains on the person shot?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 10, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    Hahahahahahaha can someone answer this questions please!

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  3. UnknownAugust 10, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    I know with all these questions asked,u want a transformation in the industry. Anyway here are mine:(1)How come most women wear makeup like lipsticks,brassiere(bra)to bed.
    (2) How come in an epic movie, especially in a village settings u see women using morden things especially make ups,attires etc. (3) how come it's only in our home video that u see big cars, what moral lesson are they showing our youths.(4) how come it's only fettish things,guns,voilence in our home video.(5) how come it's only in our home video that u never get any suspence, ie;before the film goes half way u can always tell the end. =)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =))

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  4. AnonymousAugust 10, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    Thank u my dr Ben louis is true y ist awys lk dat naji movies pls stop and act anoda thing ooooooo

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    1. AnonymousAugust 10, 2012 at 3:42 PM

      I thnk d nollywood stars need 2 get off their seam-line actin 'n try somthin unique.lik changin som life styles in actin,buyn some true life stories i.e havn avenue to encourage som adults give dem advice

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    2. AnonymousAugust 10, 2012 at 11:25 PM

      Y must all single ladies live in duplexes or well furnished apartments nd drive expensive cars.how many of dem can afford these Flamboyant lifestyle?'

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  5. AnonymousAugust 10, 2012 at 2:22 PM

    bt why is it alwaz lyk dat must it alwaz be lyk dat???? anyway

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